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post #1 of 13 Old 05-11-2011, 07:58 AM Thread Starter
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the recession has hit everybody

The Recession has hit everybody.....

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 of it's Politicians.

A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.

I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.

If the bank returns your cheque marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or Them.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

And, finally...

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

"There is always time to think about what you want to do,
Until it comes time to start doing what you were meant to do."

Be more concerned with your character than your reputation. Your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are.~unknown~

"The true test of a mans character is how he treats someone, from whom he has nothing to gain"

"It's the things that people don't know about themselves on the inside, that make them afraid"
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post #2 of 13 Old 05-11-2011, 08:59 AM
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lol ......pretty damn funny

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BURNOUT.....
Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you.
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post #4 of 13 Old 05-11-2011, 09:37 AM
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That last one got me laughing pretty good
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post #5 of 13 Old 05-11-2011, 09:40 AM
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too funny



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my morning started out a little more bright now..despite the rain and caging it to work.
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post #7 of 13 Old 05-12-2011, 06:23 AM
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"They re possessed her!" that is some funny shit right there

I'm gonna live for ever.... or die tryin'

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post #8 of 13 Old 05-14-2011, 09:12 PM
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lmao Rep sent! YB

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TIE THIS AROUND YOUR NECK! :deathmeta

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My bad YB, it won't let me rep ya...

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TIE THIS AROUND YOUR NECK! :deathmeta

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post #10 of 13 Old 05-18-2011, 11:00 AM
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Number three made me lol outloud pretty damn hard.
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