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Real Woman

Got this from a buddy the other day.......Thanks E!!!!!
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A Real Woman

A real woman is a man's best friend. She will Never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never
thought he could do; to live without fear
and forget regret. She will enable him to
express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy,
seductive and invincible and...and...

No... Wait... Sorry..
I'm thinking of whiskey.
Itís whiskey that does all that shit.
Never mind.

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Take a risk, and you may lose. Never risk, and you will always lose.


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post #2 of 23 Old 03-06-2011, 08:12 PM
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I think you and I come from COMPLETELY different back grounds.

For me it would be a Venti Mocha Latte Non-Fat Milk Tripple Shot Espresso W/Extra Chocolate Drizzle.

Now if I had a women who got me this, I'd have a Real Woman living the Real Life.


09' Ice Blended Peppermint Mocha Frappuccino
10' Venti Mocha Latte spilled some of it, was too hot
11' Peppermint Mocha W/Extra Shot of Espresso
12' Eggnog Venti Latte
13' Bagel
14' Standard Drip (since a Venti latte went up 20 cents)



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So that's why I like whiskey so damn much.

At its core, the Ninja ZX-10R is a motorcycle built for the accomplished rider who can fully appreciate its capabilities--whether put to the test at a racetrack, or merely the focus of bench-racing conversation. It is, by all standards, the embodiment of the ultimate superbike.


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....hoped you guys would like that one

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So that's why I like whiskey so damn much.

you said it
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....I was thinkin it was the 10?

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....I was thinkin it was the 10?
That would come first on my list as well.......

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