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post #1 of 11 Old 08-08-2010, 06:37 PM Thread Starter
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Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl
in his office.... but she was dating someone else. One day Eddie got so
frustrated that he went to her and said, "I'll give you $100 if you let me
have sex with you."

The girl looked at him and then said, "NO."

Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend
down, and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up."

She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend,
She called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, "Ask him
for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He wont even be able to get
his pants down." She agreed and accepts the proposal.

Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend's
call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, "What
happened?"

Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The bastard had all quarters!"

Management lesson: Always consider a business proposition in its entirety
before agreeing to it and getting screwed!!!!
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post #2 of 11 Old 08-08-2010, 06:46 PM
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DUUDE just got back from drinking margaritas and you almost made me spew all of em out, maybe its because i just threw a bunch of quarters infront of my girl, and she started to pick em uP! AHHAHAAA
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Well done Bloo

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AWES0ME Blue!!!

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DUUDE just got back from drinking margaritas and you almost made me spew all of em out, maybe its because i just threw a bunch of quarters infront of my girl, and she started to pick em uP! AHHAHAAA
Ive gotta try that sometime!!!!
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good one Bloo!!!!!

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BURNOUT.....
Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you.
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Outstanding, spit my drink out on that one.
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