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post #1 of 15 Old 05-17-2008, 07:52 PM Thread Starter
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A man escapes from prison wheres he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and find a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he get on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tell the wife:

"Listen , this guys an escaped convict, look at the clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasnt seen a women in years. I saw how he kissed you neck." If he wants sex, dont resist, dont complain, do whatever he tell you. Satifisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey.
I love you.

To which his wife responds: "He wasnt kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!"

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That is SO wrong in SO many ways.

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