I really need to get out of the house
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: on my bike..... : )
2 friends were camping out one night, when all of a sudden one of them jumps up screaming, "A snake just bit me on the tip of my penis!!"
The other friend said, "dont worry, I am going to town to find the doctor, I will be right back!"
So he goes to town, and finally finds a doctor.
Doctor!! My friend just got bit by a snake!!! the friend says.
"Its ok" the doctor says, "all you have to do is suck the poison out."
The friend says thank you, and runs back to the camp site. The injured friend asks, " What did the doctor say? What did he say??
The other friend replies....."doctor said you gonna die!!!"
Silly boys ninjas are for GIRLS