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A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her about a new
procedure called 'The Knob,' where a small knob is placed at the top of
the woman's head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce
the effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted 'The
Knob.'

Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and
the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looki ng and vibrant.
After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two
problems.

'All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had
to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now
I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags
under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them.'

The doctor looked at her closely and said, 'Those aren't bags,
those are your breasts.'

She said, 'Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the
goatee.'
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