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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
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A blonde police officer pulled over a blonde. The police officer asked for a photo ID, the blonde said she did not have one.

The officer said “anything with a photo will do“.

The blonde searched through her bag and found a makeup mirror…looked at it and thought ‘this will do‘. She handed it to the officer.

The blonde officer said “Well hell, why didn’t you tell me you were an officer“?!?!

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".


come on Iridium you dont think that way!!!



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come on Iridium you dont think that way!!!
Just admit it....... you loved that one!
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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
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come on Iridium you dont think that way!!!
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come on that was hilarious

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