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The Peanut Joke

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating
peanuts.
He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his
mouth. In the
middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question, and
as he
turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear.

He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only
pushing it
in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after
hours of
trying they became worried and decided to go to the
hospital.

As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came
home
with her date. After being informed of the problem, their
daughter's date said he could get the peanut out.

The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded
to
shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to
blow hard.
When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear.

The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The
young man
insisted that it was nothing and the daughter took the
young man
out to the kitchen for something to eat.

Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said,

"That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do
you think he's
going to be when he grows older?"

The father replied

"From the smell of his fingers, our son in-law."
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if i smell that on a boy that dates my little girls, he will meet my 45. HEHE
good one tho lol

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