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post #1 of 42 Old 04-14-2008, 08:13 AM Thread Starter
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Pay back time!!!!

How do men exercise on the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs everytime they see a bikini.

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?
Make him wear shoes.

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?
His wife is good at picking out clothes.

How does a man show he's planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?
Sex.

What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?
Any place without a drive-up window.

What did God say after creating man?
I can do so much better.

Why did God create man before women?
He didnt want any advice.

And the best for last!

Why did God create man before women?
Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece!!!!!



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post #2 of 42 Old 04-14-2008, 08:20 AM
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lol great stuff there, good pay back Red

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Those were not good at all. I'll give you an A for effort.

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Those were not good at all. I'll give you an A for effort.

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lol great stuff there, good pay back Red
thanks Luis....Im not done yet!!



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Those were not good at all. I'll give you an A for effort.
Typical man ....in denial



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thanks Luis....Im not done yet!!
I hope you're not done yet cause those were truely horrible. I hope you've got better.

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I hope you're not done yet cause those were truely horrible. I hope you've got better.
so lets recap....typical male... in denial
....and no sense of humor



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