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post #1 of 17 Old 07-20-2014, 11:24 AM Thread Starter
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Anyone remember that one from the 1970's ?
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Woman with red hair on head have red hair everywhere...by crackie!

Woman who make love in car with automatic transmission have shiftless bastard.

Woman who slide down stair bannister make monkey shine...

God, those make me feel old!

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A new weapons developement company is producing land mines that look and feel -exactly- like prayer mats..... phrophets are going through the roof!

Attack life... it's going to kill you anyway.
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A new weapons developement company is producing land mines that look and feel -exactly- like prayer mats..... phrophets are going through the roof!
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A new weapons developement company is producing land mines that look and feel -exactly- like prayer mats..... phrophets are going through the roof!

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I was going to tell you a joke about mila kunas's pussy , but youll never get it.

Its green and it says Kawasaki ninja zx10r on it!
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hahahahaah..damn im about to use all these and get popular.. thanks lol
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