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post #11 of 17 Old 07-29-2014, 09:02 PM
I really need to get out of the house
 
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A new weapons developement company is producing land mines that look and feel -exactly- like prayer mats..... phrophets are going through the roof!
that's to funny

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A pirate walks in to a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.
The bar tender says, Is that a steering wheel in your pants ??
Pirate says, Aarrg, yes, its driving me nuts.

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Afrosheen will make you happy.
Anyone remember that one from the 1970's ?
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Man who stand on toilet high on pot. ...
Man who have sex in sports car have hot rod. .....
Man who go to sleep with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger. ....
Lol

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Confucius says man with hand in pocket is having a ball
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Confucius says man with hand in pocket is having a ball
Or, "He's feeling cocky".

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"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing, except when you're at a funeral.

ANY fool can go fast in a straight line!
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A blind guy walks into a bar............and a chair, then a table.

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