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post #1 of 4 Old 08-02-2010, 02:25 AM Thread Starter
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One for the ladies on here

And the men who have a sense of humour :)

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash
his Sweat-Shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the
laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use
on the washing machine?'

'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'

He yelled back, 'Liverpool '

And they say blondes are dumb...

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A couple are lying in bed. The man says,

I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'

The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...'

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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as
he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think
the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like
this?'

'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.

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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking,
sensitive man?

A: A rumour

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A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating
their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a
good fairy came to them and said that because they had
been so good that each one of them could have one wish.

The wife wished for a trip around the world with her
husband.

Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in
her hands.

The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...

Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!

Gotta love that fairy!

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Dear Lord,

I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive
him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I
pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.

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Q: Why do little boys whine?

A: They are practising to be men.

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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?

A: Trustworthy.

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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping
for breath and calling your name?

A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?

A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

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Q: How do you keep your man from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manuals'

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post #2 of 4 Old 08-02-2010, 10:32 PM
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haha some good ones in there
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funny!

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