Ole & Inga
Ole took Inga home with him and took off his shirt.
Inga says, "Ole dat's some chest you have dare.
Ole says, "Inga, dat's a hunnert seventy pounds of dynamite."
Next he took off his pants.
Inga says, "Ole dat's nice calves you have dare."
Ole says, " Inga dat's a hunnert seventy pounds of dynamite."
Ole quickly reached down and pulled off his underpants
and Inga screamed and ran out the door.
Ole put his clothes back on and ran after her.
Catching her, Ole said, "Inga, viy did you run out like
Inga said, "Vith all dat dynamite around, I taught it vas
going to explode ven I saw how short da fuse vas!