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An old woman is in the Hospital

An old woman is in the hospital unconscious recovering from heart surgery, her husband is by her side and it is getting late so he decides to tuck her in for the night, when he lifts the sheet he notices that she is naked and goes and kisses her breast, Her heart beat increases.

A few moments later the doctor comes in to check on her an notices the improvment and ask the husband what happened, he said that when he tucked her in he teased her nipple and her heart rate increased.

The doctor is impressed with this and tell the husband to try oral sex, the doctor left them alone for a half hour or so and comes back in.

The husband is in the chair crying and the wife is dead, the doctor asked what happened the husband replied

I don't know doc, I think she choked......

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LMAO...that's wrong, way wrong, but it is funny.

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