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post #1 of 12 Old 08-10-2007, 10:56 PM Thread Starter
 
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Now that I'm retired....

Working people frequently ask me what I do to make my days interesting now
that I'm retired.
The other day I went downtown and went into a shop. I was only in there
for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking
ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a
retired person a break"?
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi."
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a "dough-nut eating Gestapo." He finished the second ticket
and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20
minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus. The car that he
was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary in '08."
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important
to my health.
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post #2 of 12 Old 08-10-2007, 11:06 PM
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haha thats some funny shit!

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Funny stuff

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Good one!

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post #6 of 12 Old 08-11-2007, 03:30 AM
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You a bas ass lol


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Great job !!!!

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thats funny chit

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