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To be or not to be married....


A man and a woman were just divorced, on their way out of the courthouse they are both killed by a runaway bus. In heaven, they have 2nd thoughts about their divorce so they go to St. Peter and ask to be remarried.

St. Peter said 'come back in 15 years!'

15 years later they're back and a minister remarries them. Soon after they start fighting again, and want to split up.

So they go back to St. Peter and ask to be divorced.

St. Peter throws up his hands and says, 'It took me 15 years to find a preacher up here and now you want me to find a lawyer?

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