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A night at O'Mally's Pub

Joe had been drinking quite a bit one night at O'Mally's Pub. Eventually last call came around and Joe had to leave. The bartender asked if he'd like a cab but Joe said he'd be alright, the fresh air would do him some good and it's only a block or so to his house. Besides, he wasnt looking forward to facing his wife when he got home.

Joe managed to get one step out the door and WHAM, he fell flat on his face. "Shoite, i must be right pissed. I'd best be gettin home" he said to himself.

Joe managed to get back to his feet and this time made it across the street and WHAM, he fell flat on his face. "Shoite, I havent been this drunk in a long while. I'd best be gettin home and right to bed" he said to himself.

Joe managed to get to back to his feed and this time made it to the front steps of his hosue and WHAM, fell flat on his face. "Shoite, I'm in no condition to face the missus. I'll sleep on the couch tonight and deal with that in the morning". So Joe crawled into the house and passed out on the sofa.

The next morning, Joe awoke to the nagging of the missus.

"You were at O'Malley's last night weren't ya?" She said.

"How did you know that?" Joe replied.

"O'Malley called... you left your wheelchair at the bar again".

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