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Newfie Joke

Being a Newf, I am allowed to tell this one........

An Australian, an Irishman and a Newfie are in a bar.
They're staring at another man. Suddenly the Irishman says, "It's Jesus!"
Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they send him
over a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a bottle of Molson

Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles at the three men, and drinks the
pints slowly, one after another. When he's finished the drinks, Jesus
approaches the trio.

He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him
for the Guinness.

When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of a amazement: "My God!
The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!"

Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager. As
he lets go the man's eyes widen with shock.
"Strewth, mate, the bad back I've had all my life is completely gone!
It's a miracle!"

Jesus then approaches the Newfie who knocks over a
chair and a table trying
to get away from the Son of God.

"What's wrong, my son?" says Jesus.
The Newfie shouts, "Get away, I'm on Workers Compensation!"
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Thats pretty funny!
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THATS great man ha ha

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