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post #1 of 37 Old 03-06-2011, 07:20 PM Thread Starter
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My Favorite Animal

Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed.

My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much.

I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children.
So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again. I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
Guess where the f#ck I am headed?!!!!!

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post #2 of 37 Old 03-06-2011, 08:16 PM
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That wasn't funny.

I believe in Animal rights!




I believe all Animals have the right to garlic and butter.


Oh and one more thing.
..... a side of a Venti Mocha Latte from Starbucks.


09' Ice Blended Peppermint Mocha Frappuccino
10' Venti Mocha Latte spilled some of it, was too hot
11' Peppermint Mocha W/Extra Shot of Espresso
12' Eggnog Venti Latte
13' Bagel
14' Standard Drip (since a Venti latte went up 20 cents)



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Right on brotha!!!!!! right on....

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thats f'ing awesome, i can see my son doing something like this!

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hahahahaha!!!!!

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thats f'ing awesome, i can see my son doing something like this!
Your son also uses garlic and butter?

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10' Venti Mocha Latte spilled some of it, was too hot
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12' Eggnog Venti Latte
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Your son also uses garlic and butter?
uh no :headshake

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that's lame...but i guess there is nothing to do to make people understand...

and the way you americans eat too much meat is known troughout the rest of the world.

it's just sad to find funny the fact that people kill animals...we need it for our body's but to find that really funny is disgusting...

and i'm no peta i just happen to have a mind and i use it...

EDIT: haden't seen you were a texan...that must explain a little...
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that's lame...but i guess there is nothing to do to make people understand...

and the way you americans eat too much meat is known troughout the rest of the world.

it's just sad to find funny the fact that people kill animals...we need it for our body's but to find that really funny is disgusting...

and i'm no peta i just happen to have a mind and i use it...

EDIT: haden't seen you were a texan...that must explain a little...
HA HA HA HA You French are so cute!!!

EDIT: I have a brain to.. I use it to thank of diffrent stuff to BBQ. UMMMM PORK RIBS!! Also I am from TEXAS too.

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HA HA HA HA You French are so cute!!!

EDIT: I have a brain to.. I use it to thank of diffrent stuff to BBQ. UMMMM PORK RIBS!! Also I am from TEXAS too.

New things to BBQ!!

PETA = People Eating Tasty Animals!
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