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post #1 of 60 Old 08-29-2012, 06:44 PM Thread Starter
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Muffins in the oven

Two muffins are in the oven, one says, wow its getting hot in here. The other sceams and says. ahhhhh a talking muffin.
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post #2 of 60 Old 08-29-2012, 07:02 PM
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While we're doing lame jokes...


So a grass hopper walks into a bar..the bartender yells "we have a drink named after you!"

The grass hopper says you have a drink called larry?!?

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3 women are in line for death via firing squad. The brunette yells "tornado!" The squad runs away and she goes free. The redhead yells "Hurricane!" The squad runs away and she goes free. The blonde steps up for her turn and screams "Fire!"

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3 women are in line for death via firing squad. The brunette yells "tornado!" The squad runs away and she goes free. The redhead yells "Hurricane!" The squad runs away and she goes free. The blonde steps up for her turn and screams "Fire!"


Gotta love the blonde jokes.

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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's this really obscure number, you've probably never heard of it...

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A guy is out in a boat stranded in the middle of a lake, motor dont work and has no paddles. A while later his buddy shows up at the shore with a trashy lookin girl on each arm, the man in the boat says no you idiot I said two ore's.
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Gotta love the blonde jokes.


And for Brian:

A blonde is working at the local Starbucks. A lady walks in and orders an Iced Cappuccino.''Do you want it hot or cold?''


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09' Ice Blended Peppermint Mocha Frappuccino
10' Venti Mocha Latte spilled some of it, was too hot
11' Peppermint Mocha W/Extra Shot of Espresso
12' Eggnog Venti Latte
13' Bagel
14' Standard Drip (since a Venti latte went up 20 cents)


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why did the walrus go to the bar?
he was looking for a tight seal

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