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post #51 of 60 Old 05-22-2013, 03:10 AM
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People argue about what is more painful, childbirth or a kick in the nuts. Well after some thought a guy said its gotta be a kick in the nuts, this is his logic. After a few years a woman will say, you know id like to have another baby, but you'll never hear a guy say you know id like another kick in the nuts.
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50 people died in Mexico City yesterday in a traffic accident There was a 2 car pipe-up
you could say they like the carpool?
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Ponder this....

Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. But it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Why did you just try singing the two songs above? Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your tush? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? Why do men stand in a bathroom with their shirts off, flexing their muscles and post them on dating sites...do they really think that's what a woman is looking for? If you can answer any of these questions I'd love to hear from you.

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If you can answer any of these questions I'd love to hear from you.
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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Because I wanted to see if that was true, but then I realized that I don't know the tune of the alphabet song.


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Anybody tried the new trayvon martini? Its watermelon vodka with skittles but be warned, just one shot and ull be on the ground



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in reference to the man card issue, let me clarify it for everyone, " If a man builds a 1000 bridges and sucks one cock, that doesnt make him a bridge builder, it makes him a cock sucker..."
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Anybody tried the new trayvon martini? Its watermelon vodka with skittles but be warned, just one shot and ull be on the ground



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Lmao!! These are too good!!


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Anybody tried the new trayvon martini? Its watermelon vodka with skittles but be warned, just one shot and ull be on the ground



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