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post #1 of 14 Old 11-30-2007, 01:04 PM Thread Starter
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Motorcycle Ride.

Recieved this from a friend who rides a harley. Kind of funny.


A ten year-old boy was walking down the street when a big man on a black motorcycle, pulls up beside him and asks, "Hey kid, wanna go for a ride?"

"No!", said the boy, and he kept on walking. The motorcyclist pulls up to him again and says, "Hey kid,, I'll give you $10 if you hop on the back"

"NO!" said the boy and proceeded down the street a little quicker.

The motorcyclist pulls up to the boy again and says, "Ok kid, I'll give you $20 and a BIG bag of candy if you hop on the back for a ride."

At this point the boy turns around to him and screams angrily, "Look Dad, YOU bought the Honda, so YOU ride it!!
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post #3 of 14 Old 12-01-2007, 08:10 AM
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The kid shouldn't be afraid its a Honda , they are are like riding a turtle. hahaha



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Thats funny they gave the kids mind poisoned already thinking that harleys are good bikes.

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like i've said before, hondas are just japanese harleys

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Repair a joke

A ten year-old boy was walking down the street when a big man dressed as a gay pirate on a black motorcycle, pulls up beside him and asks, "Hey kid, wanna go for a ride?"

"No!", said the boy, and he kept on walking. The motorcyclist pulls up to him again and says, "Hey kid,, I'll give you $10 if you hop on the back"

"NO!" said the boy and proceeded down the street a little quicker.

The motorcyclist pulls up to the boy again and says, "Ok kid, I'll give you $20 and a BIG bag of candy if you hop on the back for a ride."

At this point the boy turns around to him and screams angrily, "Look Dad, YOU bought the Harley, so YOU ride it. I told you you should have of got the ZX10R instead!!!!!!!

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thats how it should go!

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A ten year-old boy was walking down the street when a big man dressed as a gay pirate on a black motorcycle, pulls up beside him and asks, "Hey kid, wanna go for a ride?"

"No!", said the boy, and he kept on walking. The motorcyclist pulls up to him again and says, "Hey kid,, I'll give you $10 if you hop on the back"

"NO!" said the boy and proceeded down the street a little quicker.

The motorcyclist pulls up to the boy again and says, "Ok kid, I'll give you $20 and a BIG bag of candy if you hop on the back for a ride."

At this point the boy turns around to him and screams angrily, "Look Dad, YOU bought the Harley, so YOU ride it. I told you you should have of got the ZX10R instead!!!!!!!
Much better!

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