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Mike is in Room 233

Mike gets home late one night and, Louise, his wife says, "Where in the hell have you been?"
Mike replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disgust.
"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, one, I like to watching my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

Mike is recovering in room 233 at the local hospital.
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post #2 of 9 Old 10-23-2007, 01:04 PM
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Thats good one. hmm I wonder if the wife would let me?

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Great joke.

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Nice.

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That is good. I will have to remember that...

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My missus evel laughed at that one lol


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