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Smile Man on the Plane...

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up
and saw a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was
heading straight towards his seat. Lo and behold, she took the seat right
beside him. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, 'Business
trip or vacation?' She turned and smiled and said, 'Business. I'm going to
the annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago.' He swallowed hard. Here was
the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him and she was
going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure,
he calmly asked, 'What's your business role at this convention?' 'Lecturer,'
she responded. 'I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths
about sexuality.' 'Really,' he said, 'What myths are those?' 'Well,' she
explained, 'one popular myth is that American men are the most well-endowed
when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess
that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers,
when it is actually men of Jewish descent. And we have discovered that the
best potential lover in all categories is the Southern redneck.' Suddenly
the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed, 'I'm sorry,' she said,
'I shouldn't really be discussing this with you. I don't even know your
name.'

'Tonto,' the man said, 'Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Bubba.'

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