I really need to get out of the house
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: on my bike..... : )
Q. Why do men become smarter during sex?
A. Because they are plugged into a genius.
Q. Why dont women blink during foreplay?
A. They dont have time.
Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?
A. They wont stop for directions.
Q. Why did God put men on earth first?
A. Because a vibrator cant mow the lawn.
Q. What do electric trains and breasts have in common?
A. They're intended for children, but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.
Q. How does a man take a bubble bath?
A. He eats beans for dinner.
Q. Whats a man's idea of foreplay?
A. A half hour of begging.
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