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post #1 of 9 Old 04-15-2008, 08:10 AM Thread Starter
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Q. Why do men become smarter during sex?
A. Because they are plugged into a genius.

Q. Why dont women blink during foreplay?
A. They dont have time.

Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?
A. They wont stop for directions.

Q. Why did God put men on earth first?
A. Because a vibrator cant mow the lawn.

Q. What do electric trains and breasts have in common?
A. They're intended for children, but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

Q. How does a man take a bubble bath?
A. He eats beans for dinner.

Q. Whats a man's idea of foreplay?
A. A half hour of begging.



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post #2 of 9 Old 04-15-2008, 08:13 AM
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Is that the best you can do?

"Any man who says he is an AMERICAN, but something else also, isn't an AMERICAN at all.
We have room for but one flag, the AMERICAN FLAG .... We have room for but one language here, and that is the ENGLISH LANGUAGE...
And we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the AMERICAN PEOPLE" TR
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Im trying!!! lol



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Im trying!!! lol
I'll give you that.

"Any man who says he is an AMERICAN, but something else also, isn't an AMERICAN at all.
We have room for but one flag, the AMERICAN FLAG .... We have room for but one language here, and that is the ENGLISH LANGUAGE...
And we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the AMERICAN PEOPLE" TR
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rolleyes:thats it? someone seems like they are on the war path
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rolleyes:thats it? someone seems like they are on the war path
LMAO... not at all...its all in fun!!!



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yawn is that the best you can do

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yawn is that the best you can do
...lets see whats you got?????lol



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