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Living At Home With a Vibrator

As A Mom Passes Her Daughter's Closed Bedroom Door, She Heard A Strange
>
> Buzzing Noise Coming From Within. Opening The Door, She Observed Her
> Daughter Giving Herself A Real Workout With A Vibrator. Shocked, She
> Asked:
>
> 'what In The World Are You Doing?'
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> The Daughter Replied: 'mom, I'm ! ! Thirty-five Years Old, Unmarried,
> And This Thing Is About As Close As I'll Ever Get To A Husband! Please,
> Go
> Away And Leave Me Alone.'
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> The Next Day, The Girl's Father Heard The Same Buzz Coming From The
> Other Side Of The Closed Bedroom Door.
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> Upon Entering The Room, He Observed His Daughter Making Passionate Love
> To Her Vibrator. To His Query As To What She Was Doing, The Daughter
> Said:
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> 'dad I'm Thirty-five, Unmarried, And This Thing Is About As Close As
> I'll Ever Get To A Husband. Please, Go Away And Leave Me Alone.'
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> A Couple Days Later, Mom Came Home From A Shopping Trip, Placed The
> Groceries On The Kitchen Counter, And Heard That Buzzing Noise Coming
> From, Of All Places, The Living Room.
> She Entered That Area And Observed Her Husband Sitting On The Couch,
> Downing A Cold Beer, And Staring At The Tv. The Vibrator Was Next To
> Him On The
> Couch, Buzzing Like Crazy.
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> The Wife Asked: 'what The Hell Are You Doing?'
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> The Husband Replied: 'i'm Watching Football With My Son-in-law.'

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