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Little johnny strikes again

Got this from RDLYN...thanks E!!!!!
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The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'

The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, not fascinating'.

Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was 'fascinated.' The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.

She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him.

Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.'

The teacher sat down and cried.

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post #2 of 4 Old 04-27-2011, 07:03 PM
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Got this from RDLYN...thanks E!!!!!
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The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'

The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, not fascinating'.

Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was 'fascinated.' The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.

She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him.

Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.'

The teacher sat down and cried.
I was trying to murder the word FASCINATE in my head when I was reading this and didn't expect the punchline. Good one.
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The teacher asked the class to use the word 'contagious' in a sentence.

Only Johnny out up his hand

She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'contagious', so she called on him.

Johnny said, 'My dad was watching our neighbour paint the fence with a toothbrush and he said it was going to take that c*nt ages.'

The teacher sat down and cried.

Mmmm - let me have a think about that....


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