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post #1 of 12 Old 04-01-2008, 06:39 AM Thread Starter
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Thumbs up Little Johnny

Little Johnny sees his Daddy’s car passing the playground and go into the woods.
Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane in a “Passionate Embrace.”
Little Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and
start to tell his mother excitedly…
“MOMMYMOMMY, IWASATTHEPLAYGROUNDANDDADDYAND…”

His mother tells him to slow down. She wants to hear the story. So Little Johnny tells her,
“I was at the playground and I saw Daddy’s car go into the woods with Aunt Jane.
I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss. Then he helped her take her
shirt off, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the
seat, then Daddy…”

At this point, his mother cut him off and said, “Johnny, this is such an interesting story,
suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look in Daddy’s face
when you tell it tonight.”

At the dinner table, Mommy asks Little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny starts his story,
describing the car in the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat, and…
“then Daddy and Aunt Jane did the same thing Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when
Daddy was in the Army.”


Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story.

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Nancy is not looking backwards for very long, shes moving forward opening new doors & doing new things because she's curious & curiosity keeps leading her down new paths! if you dont like it
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