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One day Little Johnny heard a noise and peeked into his parents room
to check it out.
He opened the door to see his mom bent over the dresser and dad going
at it behind her. Johnny's dad saw him and gave him a little wink as
Johnny closed the door.

After business was finished Dad went to check on little Johnny. He
opened his bedroom door to find Grandma bent over the dresser and
little Johnny going at it behind her.

Dad yelled, "Johnny, what the hell are you doing?!"

Little Johnny replied, "It's not so funny when its your mom is it?!"

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One day little Johnny had walked in his parents room and saw his mom riding his dad. They saw him and quickly stopped what they were doing and she explained to Johnny, sometimes daddy has too much air in him and I have to jump on him to squeeze all the air out and make him skinny again.

Little Johnny said, that won't do any good mom, because everyday the lady from next door comes and always blows him back up again.
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One day little Johnny had walked in his parents room and saw his mom riding his dad. They saw him and quickly stopped what they were doing and she explained to Johnny, sometimes daddy has too much air in him and I have to jump on him to squeeze all the air out and make him skinny again.

Little Johnny said, that won't do any good mom, because everyday the lady from next door comes and always blows him back up again.
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