Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Brisbane Australia
A Little Boy and His Chores
A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since his family lives on a farm, his
mother asks if he has done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a
chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the
and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives
him a bowl of dry cereal.
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"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my
cereal?" he asks. "Well, his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you
don't get any eggs
for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week
either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the pussycat
across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and
says, "Are you going
to tell him, or should I?"