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A Little Boy and His Chores

A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since his family lives on a farm, his
mother asks if he has done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.

Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a
chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the
pigs,
and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives
him a bowl of dry cereal.
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"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my
cereal?" he asks. "Well, his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you
don't get any eggs
for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week
either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any
milk."

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the pussycat
halfway
across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and
says, "Are you going
to tell him, or should I?"
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The only thing nessecary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing

"sometimes in order to truly live life you must risk it."

You hit the lights, I hit the gas...


THERE ARE ONLY THREE SPEEDS, FAST, VERY FAST, AND OH SHIT!
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"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." - Edmond Burke (1729-1797)
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I just saw this joke on corral.net
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