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post #1 of 16 Old 09-30-2008, 11:38 AM Thread Starter
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> A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
> Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
>
> He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'
>
> St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
> Lie-Clock.
>
> Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.'
>
> 'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?'
>
> 'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating
> that she never told a lie.'
>
> 'Incredible,' said the man'. And whose clock is that one?'
>
> St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands
> have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire
> life.'
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> 'Where's Barack Obama's clock?' asked the man.
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> 'Obama's clock is in Jesus' office.
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> He's using it as a ceiling fan.
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> A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
> Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
>
> He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'
>
> St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
> Lie-Clock.
>
> Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.'
>
> 'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?'
>
> 'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating
> that she never told a lie.'
>
> 'Incredible,' said the man'. And whose clock is that one?'
>
> St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands
> have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire
> life.'
>
> 'Where's Barack Obama's clock?' asked the man.
>
> 'Obama's clock is in Jesus' office.
>
> He's using it as a ceiling fan.
Am I too assume you will be voting for Obama ?
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Am I too assume you will be voting for Obama ?
I think it's the other way around.

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I think it's the other way around.
I guess some people don't get sarcasm


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