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post #1 of 5 Old 05-25-2010, 06:49 AM Thread Starter
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Liberal jokes from late night TV

An e-mail I received.
These are good regardless. I do not watch these shows, if they were told on air its nice to see these liberal shows joking about the current administration.




- Letterman
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.

- Leno
America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.

- Leno
Q: Have you heard about McDonald´s´ new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

- O´Brien
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.

- Leno
Q: What´s the difference between Obama´s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.

- Letterman
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !

- Fallon
Q: What´s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.

- Kimmel
Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.

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Hell yes...dude those are all very accurate.

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How 'bout this little quote.....

History is repeating its self – unless we the people stop it! Like Obamanation said out of his own mouth “America is the greatest nation in the world, and I’m here to change it”

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Those are great!!!

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PS. This is by far the most epic fail I have ever laid my eyes on. Holes in the ECU guy and "yut ugh" guy and NOS energy drink guy are all so relieved you came along and destroyed their epic failness with your damn speed holes in the frame.

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