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Legal Semantics...
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is sure that he has a better education.
He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy's expense...deputy says, "License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What for?"
Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign ..."
Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!"
Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket, if not you let me go and no ticket."
Deputy says, "Exit your vehicle, sir." At this point, the deputy takes off his gloves and starts slapping the lawyer and says, "Do you want me to stop or just slow down?"

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lol, this is the version I heard...

> Texas Sheriff’s Deputy vs. New York Lawyer
>
> Only in Texas my friends...Only in Texas...Too bad...
>
> A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy.
> He’s certain that he has a better education then any cop from Texas.
> So he decides to have some fun at the Texas deputy's expense.
>
>
> The deputy says, 'License and registration, please.'
> 'What for?' says the lawyer.
>
> The deputy says, 'You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop
> sign.' Then the lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'
>
> 'You still didn't come to a complete stop, says the deputy, License
> and registration, please.'
> The lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'
>
> 'The difference is you have to come to a complete stop, that's the
> law. License and registration, please!'
> the Deputy repeats.
> Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the difference between slow down and
> stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the
> ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.'
>
> 'That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir,'
> the deputy says.
> At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating
> the daylights out of the lawyer and says, 'Do you want me to stop, or
> just slow down?
>




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Classic joke heh. I also heard it with the beat-stick.


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