Jokie joke - Kawasaki ZX-10R.net
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
post #1 of 1 Old 01-12-2011, 10:50 PM Thread Starter
Licensed Dist of HaterAde
 
TMY10ER's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Houston,TX
Posts: 11,423
Posting Frequency
Images: 10
           
Send a message via Yahoo to TMY10ER
Jokie joke

Ole is passing by Svenís hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Sven doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old green John Deere.

Buttocks clenched, Sven performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, he lets his overalls fall down to his hips
revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.



Grabbing both sides of his shirt he rips it apart to reveal his stained tee shirt underneath. With a final flourish he tears the tee shirt from his body and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

Having seen enough Ole rushes in and says, "What the heck are you doing, Sven?"

"Jeez, Ole, ya scared the snot out of me!" exclaims Sven. Then, obviously embarrassed, he says, "Me and the old lady been having trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the therapist said I should do something sexy to a tractor."

.
.
Take a risk, and you may lose. Never risk, and you will always lose.


........
TMY10ER is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
Reply

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now



In order to be able to post messages on the Kawasaki ZX-10R.net forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.

Password:


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:
OR

Log-in











Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode



Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Joke of the day! You have a clean joke post it up! whispering smith The Funny Pages 16 03-09-2009 05:15 PM
joke of the day soxxerms The Funny Pages 7 09-09-2008 02:38 PM
Joke of the day Older Guy The Out House 13 01-13-2007 06:27 PM
Joke LordBadly The Out House 5 12-24-2005 12:41 AM
Just a joke.. okie The Out House 11 12-22-2005 02:51 PM

Posting Rules  
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome