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post #1 of 13 Old 10-29-2007, 09:02 PM Thread Starter
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Jokes to offend everyone(including myself)

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?(I'm colombian but still funny)


Juan on Juan


What is a Yankee?



The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.



What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?




The position of the dirt bag



Why is divorce so expensive?



Because it's worth it.



What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?



Doughnuts



Why is air a lot like sex?



Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.



What do you call a smart blonde?



A golden retriever.



What do attorneys use for birth control?



Their personalities.



What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?



10 years and 45 lbs



What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?



45 minutes



What's the fastest way to a man's heart?



Through his chest with a sharp knife.



Why do men want to marry virgins?



They can't stand criticism.



Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?



Because those men already have boyfriends.



What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?



After a year, the dog is still excited to see you



Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?



The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.



Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?



Because they have cotton balls.



What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?



A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.



What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?



'Are you sure it's mine?'



Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?



Mace will do that to you.



Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?



Everyone has the same DNA.



Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?



Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.



Where does an Irish family go on vacation?



A different bar.



Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blond baby?



They named him 'Sum Ting Wong'



What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?



A speech impediment



What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?



A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... 'a recipe'.



How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word?



Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!



What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?



A northern fairytale begins 'Once upon a time ...' -A southern fairytale begins
'Y'all ain't gonna believe this s**t....

"Never trade the thrill of living, for the security of existence"
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Hilarious man. Rep coming.

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You, sir, have been repped
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hahahah thats great

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A stand up comic!
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You kill me, even for a columbian.

If you ain't first, your last!
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that was funny.

Rain. Whats is this Rain i keep hearing?.
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great stuff for a ColOmbian !!! lol

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Good stuff Juan

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." - Edmond Burke (1729-1797)
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