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post #1 of 13 Old 01-07-2009, 01:42 PM Thread Starter
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Exclamation Joke of the day

A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a
tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar, which reads:

CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50
HAND JOB: $1,000.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.
'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'can I help you?'
'I was wondering,' whispers the old biker, 'are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?'
'Yes, she smiles and purrs, I sure am.'
The old biker replies, 'Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger.'
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Silly boys ninjas are for GIRLS
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That's the first time I've heard that
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post #9 of 13 Old 01-07-2009, 10:30 PM
FEELING LUCKY, PUNK ?
 
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hahaha... shouldve gotten a cheeseburger full of pubes !

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hahaha... shouldve gotten a cheeseburger full of pubes !
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