Its a bird! Its a plane! Its... FLORIDA MAN!!
Twitter feed of "Real-life headlines about the world's worst superhero."
Drunk Florida Man In Golf Cart Shoots Hole Through City's Water Tower, Says He Was Looking For His Dog
Florida Man Assaults Quadriplegic With A Fish
Florida Man Who Stole $13,000 In Jewelry From His Mother Flees From Police On Bicycle, Takes Refuge In A Pond
Link to more lolwtf @_FloridaMan
I dont always use emoticons, but when I do, its this
Ride safely my friends