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Joke 1
"Take a pencil and paper," the teacher said, "and write an essay with the title 'If I Were A Millionairs.'"

Everyone but Phillip, who leaned back with arms folded, bagan to write furiously.

"Whats the matter?" the teacher asked. "Why dont you begin?"
"Im waiting for my secretary," he replied.

Joke 2
Mel's son rushed in the door. "Dad! Dad!" he announced. "I got a part in the school play!"
"Tahts terrific," Mel said proudly. "What part is it?"
"I play the part of the DAD."
Mel thought this over. "Go back tomorrow," he instructed, "and tell them you want a speaking role."

Joke 3
A woman in Atlantic City was losing at the roulette wheel. When she was down to her last $10, she asked the fellow next to her for a good number. "Why dont you play your age?' he suggested.

The woman agreed, and then put her money on the table. The next thing the fellow with the advice knew, the woman had fainted and fallen to the floor. He rushed right over. "Did she win?" he asked.

"No," replied the attendant. "She put $10 on 29 and 41 came in."

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