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post #1 of 10 Old 08-26-2010, 10:20 PM Thread Starter
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Husband Down!!!

Here's another momma just sent me!!!!!!


Husband Down


A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.


The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans’ he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them’ demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
‘What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.'

an ambulance was called for the husband shortly after this by several 911 calls from shoppers who witnessed the beating that occured after his responce!!!!


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I'm gonna pass this one along.
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hahah sounds about right!

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