I really need to get out of the house
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: on my bike..... : )
How to deal with our angry wife.
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I dont know what to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and sneak up the stairs, I get undressed on the bathroom. I ease into the bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach.
I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the butt and say, "You as horny as I am?"
And she always acts like she's sound alseep!
Silly boys ninjas are for GIRLS