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" how it all began "

The Creation of a Pussy

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to thier design.

First was a butcher, smart with wit,
using a knive, he gave it a slit.

Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.

Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
by using red velvet, he lined it within.

Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.

fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
threw in a fish, and gave it a smell.

Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee,
touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.

Last was a Sailor, dirt little runt,
He sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt.

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I love classy poetry!!

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Nice but I could do without the fishy smell or fur!!
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