" how it all began "
The Creation of a Pussy
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to thier design.
First was a butcher, smart with wit,
using a knive, he gave it a slit.
Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.
Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
by using red velvet, he lined it within.
Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.
fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
threw in a fish, and gave it a smell.
Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee,
touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.
Last was a Sailor, dirt little runt,
He sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt.