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post #1 of 14 Old 04-24-2008, 05:47 AM Thread Starter
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A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no
lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the
horse springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic
pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she
grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She
tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down
the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly
ignorant of its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away
from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot
becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the
horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over
and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere
moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune, Bobby,
the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.

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Heard that one before but it's still funny.
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lol...does that bring back memories for you red?

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I love my WallyWorld but never been on a horse there!



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I love my WallyWorld but never been on a horse there!
Didn't have any quarters?
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Didn't have any quarters?
.....have you have tried to get change there.



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Red wanted to ride it but you guys wanted to f*ck it.

Why does everyone pick on Red?

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