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post #1 of 13 Old 05-17-2008, 01:37 PM Thread Starter
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His First Time

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender. "Give me 5 shots of Jack!"

The bartender asks "Are you having a bad day?"

The guy replies, "Nope, I'm celebrating my first blowjob!"

The bartender congratulations him and says, "Well in that case, let me give you a beer on the house!"

The guy replies, "No thanks, if this doesnt take the taste out of my mouth, nothing will."





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Disturbing... But very funny...




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