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post #1 of 10 Old 01-07-2009, 03:30 PM Thread Starter
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Headlines...

This is DEDICATED TO PROOF READERS
HEADLINE WRITERS AND EDITORS

( Proofreading is a dying art, would you say?)

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter

This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

No, really? Ya think?

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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Now that's taking things a bit far!

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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

What a guy!

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Miners Refuse to Work after Death

No-good- for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!

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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

See if that works any better than a fair trial!

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War Dims Hope for Peace

I can see where it might have that effect!

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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

Ya think?!

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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Who would have thought!

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Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

They may be on to something!

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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?Oklahoma's new construction program!

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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge

&a mp;n bsp!!! ... He probably IS the battery charge!

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New Study of Obesity Looks for LargerTest Group

Weren't they fat enough?!

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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

That's what he gets for eating those beans!

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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!

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And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Did I read that right?


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post #2 of 10 Old 01-07-2009, 03:34 PM
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hell yeah my 2000th post

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post #3 of 10 Old 01-07-2009, 04:14 PM
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Good stuff!
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That was great dude

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Last one was my favorite too

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hell yeah my 2000th post
Ya just wait....til the thread get cleaned up



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hell yeah my 2000th post



thats some funny stuff there older guy
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post #8 of 10 Old 01-07-2009, 09:09 PM
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very good!LMAO

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That was good! Much better than headlines on leno!
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post #10 of 10 Old 01-09-2009, 08:13 PM
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Good Shit!!!!

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