A young man at his first day on the job sees a customer in the produce department needing help. The customer asks the new employee about getting a half head of letuce, the employee says, let me check with my supervisor and walks toward his boss not realizing the customer follows him. The young man tells his boss, some asshole is looking for a half head of letuce, then realizing the customer is hearing the conversation adds, and this gentleman would like the other half. After this situation is delt with the boss tells the employee, I like the way you can think on your feet and you might be the guy I'm looking for to manage my new store in Canada; the young man replies, Canada! all they have in Canada is whores and hockey players. The boss, a little stunned, says my wife is from Canada. The young man says really, what team did she play for?