An elementary school teacher was playing a game with her classroom. One at a time the children were blindfolded, given a sample of food, and made to guess what it was.
Sally was blindfolded and given a piece of pineapple. "I'm not sure what this is," she said.
The teacher hinted, "It is a fruit from Hawaii."
"Pineapple?" Sally guessed.
"Correct," said the teacher.
Billy was blindfolded and given a small, tear shaped chocolate morsel.
"Uh...I'm not sure....." said Billy.
The teacher hinted, "It's what your Mommy gives your Daddy before he goes to work in the morning...."
Sally overheard this and shouted "SPIT IT OUT BILLY! IT'S A PIECE OF ASS!"