Good ol rednecks
A Redneck passed away and left his entire
Estate to his beloved widow . ....
But she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say,
" I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies .........
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum
Drinking age for Rednecks to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools
Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
1) The DNA is all the same
2) There are no dental records
Who invented the toothbrush?
If it had been invented by anyone else,
It would have been a teeth brush
Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years
A new Redneck law was just recently passed
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins
Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's
Mansion burned down?
'Yep... Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library
Was a total loss too. Both books went poof - Up in flames!
And the Governor hadn't even finished colorin' one of 'em
A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
And says to the driver, 'Got any I.D.?'
The driver replies 'Bout wut?'
Last edited by cyclepuck; 05-01-2013 at 11:11 PM.