Good news...and some bad news.
So, one day the Pope is sitting in his study praying and reflecting, All of a sudden one of his Bishops bursts in, out of breath, and exclaims: Holy Father!! Holy Father!! The pope says to him, calm yourself my son what is the matter? The Bishop, who is quite agitated says: Holy Father, I have the most wonderful news possible!!! And a little bad news too. The Pope says, in a calming voice, what is this wonderful news you speak of my son? Holy Father, Jesus Christ has returned!!! The Pope, obviously taken aback exclaims, this is the most wonderful news in the history of man!!!! What could possibly be bad news about this?! The Bishop says, He wants you to come to Salt Lake City...
Last edited by Black Stig; 09-21-2008 at 12:13 AM.