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Golfing can be dangerous

A man walks into the doctor's office with 2 black eyes and
a five iron wrapped tightly around his neck.

Naturally the doctor asks why, and the man begins his story.

"Well, my wife and I went out for a quiet day of golf on
Father’s Day. She teed off and we watched her ball head
straight into a pasture of cows. We walk over to look for
it. As I looked around I saw something white on the rear
end of a cow, I walk over and sure enough, there's my
wife's ball stuck right in the middle of the cows butt.

So I lift up the tail, and said to my wife, hey this
looks like yours!
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Wonder if she took a "Mulligan"?
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