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post #1 of 9 Old 12-23-2008, 02:30 PM Thread Starter
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A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am God. I'm still waiting.' It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, 'What the heck is the matter with you? Why did you do that?' The Marine calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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HA ha thats is great dude my older brother is a US Marine and survived an rpg to his bunker

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um ok, so the marine attacked a person who has the right to choose his belief?

I respect what the people in service do for us but it still doesn't change the premise of attacking one because of their faith (or lack of it)...
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post #4 of 9 Old 12-23-2008, 03:07 PM
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My .02

I think it was great the teacher got "clocked"... shouldn't be preaching that kind of crap in a class room anyway. Funny how I feel that way not having any religious interests at all...

BTW... very funny one



"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." -- Abraham Lincoln

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it's a joke people...ggggshhhhhhh!
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it's a joke people...ggggshhhhhhh!
Such a true statement... i should have included that into my previous post.



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i thought it was funny.

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